Dedication vs Procrastination: The Epic Struggle

Loyal fans (I have no doubt there are legions upon eager legions of you) I must apologise on behalf of myself and my partner in rhyme Katey, for we have left you unfulfilled, malnourished and no doubt sexually frustrated in the wake of our lengthy absence from the blogosphere.

I would like to blame this neglect on our university degrees which we are currently chained to like submissive gimps to a latex adorned dominatrix however there is another more overbearing and fundamental reason which I pray you can forgive us for...

My friends I am speaking, of course, of laziness. And it is the harshest mistress of all.

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Until next time, stay sexy and whatever you do DONT EAT ANY BROCCOLI!

- Chris

The Legend of Tagger Vance

I've been double-tagged by Ellen and Katey! Is this a bad thing like being double-crossed? Or is it more of a good thing, like one of those "threesomes" I've heard so much about...

Four Places I Go Over And Over:

* Uni - as of today, it is once again my second home. The place where my dreams go to die... or at least lay dormant while i learn about international strategic management and use big boy words like ethnocentrism.

* Greater Union - where I watch 2 minute intervals of 8 different movies at a time whilst pretending to work and never actually seeing an entire film. We also have Sega Rally.

* Winner's Circle - for all your gambling and free alcoholic needs

* The Speirs Residence - Xbox + Rock Band = the awakening of the totally badass drummer, nay, god of rock, that lay dormant within me

Four People Who Email Me Regularly:

I am not even popular enough to receive automated mail from mindless marketing systems, let alone real people so...

* George W. Bush - you think he wrote all those amazing speeches alone?

* Clifford the Big Red Dog - always recounting his latest hilarious mishap resulting from his obscene size, weight and redness

* My old pen pal - someday I'll write you back Osama...

* viagraspam.org - YOU WANT TO LOVE LONG TIME NOW YES? HORNY GOAT WEED JUST 100 DOLLAR

Four Favourite Smells:

* Hugo Boss man perfume - trust me, I smell amazing

* Everything after it rains

* Cinnamon

* Bakeries

Four Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:

* Canada - just me and my best friend - my polar bear Franklin

* New York City - a penthouse, an open bar, and 50 of the coolest motherfuckers I know.

* Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea

* In the actual Pokemon universe, embarking on my very own Pokemon journey......FUCK YES

Four TV Shows I Watch:

* Scrubs - hilarity in a 20 min package

* How I Met Your Mother - see above

* Beauty and the Geek - math excites me

* South Park - brilliance embodied in a cartoon

I HAZ NO FRIENDS TO TAG OH NOES I AM SAD.

SAD CAT IZ SAD