Four Places I Go Over And Over:
* Uni - as of today, it is once again my second home. The place where my dreams go to die... or at least lay dormant while i learn about international strategic management and use big boy words like ethnocentrism.
* Greater Union - where I watch 2 minute intervals of 8 different movies at a time whilst pretending to work and never actually seeing an entire film. We also have Sega Rally.
* Winner's Circle - for all your gambling and free alcoholic needs
* The Speirs Residence - Xbox + Rock Band = the awakening of the totally badass drummer, nay, god of rock, that lay dormant within me
Four People Who Email Me Regularly:
I am not even popular enough to receive automated mail from mindless marketing systems, let alone real people so...
* George W. Bush - you think he wrote all those amazing speeches alone?
* Clifford the Big Red Dog - always recounting his latest hilarious mishap resulting from his obscene size, weight and redness
* My old pen pal - someday I'll write you back Osama...
* viagraspam.org - YOU WANT TO LOVE LONG TIME NOW YES? HORNY GOAT WEED JUST 100 DOLLAR
Four Favourite Smells:
* Hugo Boss man perfume - trust me, I smell amazing
* Everything after it rains
* Cinnamon
* Bakeries
Four Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:
* Canada - just me and my best friend - my polar bear Franklin
* New York City - a penthouse, an open bar, and 50 of the coolest motherfuckers I know.
* Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
* In the actual Pokemon universe, embarking on my very own Pokemon journey......FUCK YES
Four TV Shows I Watch:
* Scrubs - hilarity in a 20 min package
* How I Met Your Mother - see above
* Beauty and the Geek - math excites me
* South Park - brilliance embodied in a cartoon
I HAZ NO FRIENDS TO TAG OH NOES I AM SAD.
SAD CAT IZ SAD
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