Monday, March 2, 2009

The Legend of Tagger Vance

I've been double-tagged by Ellen and Katey! Is this a bad thing like being double-crossed? Or is it more of a good thing, like one of those "threesomes" I've heard so much about...

Four Places I Go Over And Over:

* Uni - as of today, it is once again my second home. The place where my dreams go to die... or at least lay dormant while i learn about international strategic management and use big boy words like ethnocentrism.

* Greater Union - where I watch 2 minute intervals of 8 different movies at a time whilst pretending to work and never actually seeing an entire film. We also have Sega Rally.

* Winner's Circle - for all your gambling and free alcoholic needs

* The Speirs Residence - Xbox + Rock Band = the awakening of the totally badass drummer, nay, god of rock, that lay dormant within me

Four People Who Email Me Regularly:

I am not even popular enough to receive automated mail from mindless marketing systems, let alone real people so...

* George W. Bush - you think he wrote all those amazing speeches alone?

* Clifford the Big Red Dog - always recounting his latest hilarious mishap resulting from his obscene size, weight and redness

* My old pen pal - someday I'll write you back Osama...

* viagraspam.org - YOU WANT TO LOVE LONG TIME NOW YES? HORNY GOAT WEED JUST 100 DOLLAR

Four Favourite Smells:

* Hugo Boss man perfume - trust me, I smell amazing

* Everything after it rains

* Cinnamon

* Bakeries

Four Places I'd Rather Be Right Now:

*
Canada - just me and my best friend - my polar bear Franklin

* New York City - a penthouse, an open bar, and 50 of the coolest motherfuckers I know.

* Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea

* In the actual Pokemon universe, embarking on my very own Pokemon journey......FUCK YES

Four TV Shows I Watch:

* Scrubs - hilarity in a 20 min package

* How I Met Your Mother - see above

* Beauty and the Geek - math excites me

* South Park - brilliance embodied in a cartoon

I HAZ NO FRIENDS TO TAG OH NOES I AM SAD.

SAD CAT IZ SAD

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